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Eurowanker

by Bihari Beach

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1.
Is Lemons 03:12
eight for a dollar but seven feels fine hates little doggies but canine rhymes whoa what's shakin at howard's lately here's livin without you baby sicker than a timmy in a whishing well chihua-hua-hua doesnt ring any bells so what, well little girl shut the door is this modern life is it supposed to be is this how we fight this is how we shake our heads this is how we lose our friends this is how we hang em high this is how we get the bends this how we lose our heads this is how make em say oh well, little girl je te adore is this modern life is it supposed to be is this how we fight half past nine and the devil's dead, would you like a little company? is this modern life is it supposed to be is this how we fight
2.
Graduation 04:09
when your walls come down but your light ain't changing and you take a look around you know everyones faking and you feel like a passing fad your legs keep shaking then the weight of the world's not too bad so congrats ya made it now you can be productive yeah maybe this ain't just a common rut maybe i'm the one to blame maybe you're the one who falls apart when the words come out the same but the song of the day's not too sad, though i always hated it when your wedding didn't last but the band kept playing and he bought you fancy glass among things you hated and the rivers came in fast so you missed a payment to the mrs lonely trust fund clan where your kept your savings now you can be productive yeah maybe we deserved all the awards maybe the old man would've came maybe we're the ones who fall apart when the letter comes back nay but the weight of the world's not too bad so congrats we made it we made it
3.
idle days are impossible i have stopped believing journeys are so central minded when all you need is a box of wine and a needle to let the seams of your half-ness come undone and although your will has faded the war is over and the water feels just fine but why does it feel so far away and why does it feel so wrong your favorite organ called today says you've been kicking him far too long but why does it feel so far away and why does it feel so wrong you can hide and deny but for what like the burn on your left arm the touch the feel was the poison apple the apple of your eye was it red did you hear the rain did you forget the pain as you loaded up the trunk but why does it feel so far away and why does it feel so wrong your favorite organ called today says you've been kicking him far too long but why does it feel so far away and why does it feel so wrong you can hide and deny but for what like the burn on your left arm
4.
And if our lines should meet again Promise not to cut the ends Pull my strings hard but please don’t Leave me hanging on Sister can you spare a dime And I’ll spare you a good time You know that you are my favorite actress and like a very distinct laughter this will be forever after please don’t die a pedestrian and if the tides seem vague again promise not to fake amends I have heard now 15 famous last words Girl you know those hips wont last So give em hell and give it fast Your body is ticking keep them Always asking for more And like your favorite current rapper this will be forever after please don’t die a pedestrian
5.
In every second there's an hour where the minutes start to blur when the air inside her room inside my world it starts to burn and every time she tries to win i try to learn how not to yearn is this the boring ending how is this ordinary at all take away my lungs they're always stopping i am falling apart well don't just stand there oh is this a riddle or is this a fact now you got me waiting, you've got me waiting please, oh please, oh please let me live this lie living's easy with your eyes wide shut all glamorous and all shine the light just like your candle used to twist and turn and crawl and all the walks of life have now turned off to dark and lead to fall there is no boring ending seems it was always the last call take away my lungs they're always stopping i am falling apart well don't just stand there oh is this a riddle or is this a fact now you got me waiting, you've got me waiting please, oh please, oh please let me live this lie, relive the parts that went so wrong lie to taste his southern drawl lie to lay in beds you never made believe it could not so this is war this is when i try to celebrate and hit the wall so i feel strong but this is war take away the broken cause and protest songs of any hope long gone take away my lungs they're always stopping i am falling apart well don't just stand there oh is this a riddle or is this a fact now you got me waiting, you've got me waiting please, oh please, oh please let me live this lie

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This is Bihari Beach's follow up to their controversial debut EP, 'Little Fort'. The album resulted in backlash and protests around the world after bassist Jose Catalan publicly announced that he was "not that fat". Matters were worsened when Pat Lindel's breath was responsible for consecutive heat waves across the Midwest after refusing an after dinner mint at a Red Lobster. As a result of the constant backlash and with the band falling apart, lead singer Eric Reyes went into seclusion after being accused of being "swagless" and "fat" when spotted purchasing a pair of fake K•Swiss shoes.

After a brief hiatus, Bihari Beach reconvened to record the EP that summed up everything they have been striving for; a recording that would be not just the summation of their ambitions, but an album that would be among the highest pinnacles in recorded music history.

However, this is not that album--the master tracks were kept on the Bihari Beach flash drive lost on the CTA Red Line. If found please contact Bihari Beach ASAP!!! (no reward sorry)

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released August 30, 2013

Jose - Bass, Guitar on 'Yellow Melody'
Pat - Drums
Eric- Guitar and Vocals

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Bihari Beach Chicago, Illinois

Music from three effeminate Chicago body builders.

Contact: biharibeach@gmail.com

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