Eurowanker

by Bihari Beach

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REVIEW(S):
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This is Bihari Beach's follow up to their controversial debut EP, 'Little Fort'. The album resulted in backlash and protests around the world after bassist Jose Catalan publicly announced that he was "not that fat". Matters were worsened when Pat Lindel's breath was responsible for consecutive heat waves across the Midwest after refusing an after dinner mint at a Red Lobster. As a result of the constant backlash and with the band falling apart, lead singer Eric Reyes went into seclusion after being accused of being "swagless" and "fat" when spotted purchasing a pair of fake K•Swiss shoes.

After a brief hiatus, Bihari Beach reconvened to record the EP that summed up everything they have been striving for; a recording that would be not just the summation of their ambitions, but an album that would be among the highest pinnacles in recorded music history.

However, this is not that album--the master tracks were kept on the Bihari Beach flash drive lost on the CTA Red Line. If found please contact Bihari Beach ASAP!!! (no reward sorry)

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released August 30, 2013

Jose - Bass, Guitar on 'Yellow Melody'
Pat - Drums
Eric- Guitar and Vocals

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Music from three effeminate Chicago body builders.

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Track Name: Is Lemons
eight for a dollar but seven feels fine
hates little doggies but canine rhymes whoa
what's shakin at howard's lately
here's livin without you baby
sicker than a timmy in a whishing well
chihua-hua-hua doesnt ring any bells
so what, well
little girl shut the door

is this modern life
is it supposed to be
is this how we fight

this is how we shake our heads
this is how we lose our friends
this is how we hang em high
this is how we get the bends
this how we lose our heads
this is how make em say
oh well,
little girl je te adore

is this modern life
is it supposed to be
is this how we fight

half past nine and the devil's dead, would you like a little company?

is this modern life
is it supposed to be
is this how we fight
Track Name: Graduation
when your walls come down
but your light ain't changing
and you take a look around
you know everyones faking
and you feel like a passing fad
your legs keep shaking
then the weight of the world's not too bad
so congrats ya made it

now you can be productive
yeah

maybe this ain't just a common rut
maybe i'm the one to blame
maybe you're the one who falls apart when the words come out the same
but the song of the day's not too sad,
though i always hated it

when your wedding didn't last
but the band kept playing
and he bought you fancy glass
among things you hated
and the rivers came in fast
so you missed a payment
to the mrs lonely trust fund clan
where your kept your savings

now you can be productive
yeah

maybe we deserved all the awards
maybe the old man would've came
maybe we're the ones who fall apart when the letter comes back nay
but the weight of the world's not too bad
so congrats we made it

we made it
Track Name: Yellow Melody
idle days are impossible
i have stopped believing
journeys are so central minded
when all you need is a box of wine and
a needle
to let the seams of your half-ness come undone
and although your will has faded
the war is over and the water feels just fine

but why does it feel so far away
and why does it feel so wrong
your favorite organ called today
says you've been kicking him far too long
but why does it feel so far away
and why does it feel so wrong
you can hide and deny but for what
like the burn on your left arm

the touch
the feel
was the poison apple the apple of your eye
was it red
did you hear the rain
did you forget the pain as you loaded up the trunk

but why does it feel so far away
and why does it feel so wrong
your favorite organ called today
says you've been kicking him far too long
but why does it feel so far away
and why does it feel so wrong
you can hide and deny but for what
like the burn on your left arm
Track Name: The Party, After You Left
And if our lines should meet again
Promise not to cut the ends
Pull my strings hard but please don’t
Leave me hanging on
Sister can you spare a dime
And I’ll spare you a good time
You know that you are my
favorite actress
and like a very distinct laughter
this will be forever after

please don’t die a pedestrian

and if the tides seem vague again
promise not to fake amends
I have heard now 15 famous last words
Girl you know those hips wont last
So give em hell and give it fast
Your body is ticking keep them
Always asking for more
And like your favorite current rapper
this will be forever after

please don’t die a pedestrian
Track Name: Friends Series Finale
In every second there's an hour where the minutes start to blur
when the air inside her room inside my world it starts to burn
and every time she tries to win i try to learn how not to yearn
is this the boring ending
how is this ordinary at all

take away my lungs
they're always stopping
i am falling apart
well don't just stand there oh
is this a riddle or is this a fact
now you got me waiting, you've got me waiting
please, oh please, oh please
let me live this lie

living's easy with your eyes wide shut all glamorous and all
shine the light just like your candle used to twist and turn and crawl
and all the walks of life have now turned off to dark and lead to fall
there is no boring ending
seems it was always the last call

take away my lungs
they're always stopping
i am falling apart
well don't just stand there oh
is this a riddle or is this a fact
now you got me waiting, you've got me waiting
please, oh please, oh please
let me live this

lie, relive the parts that went so wrong
lie to taste his southern drawl
lie to lay in beds you never made believe it could not

so this is war
this is when i try to celebrate and hit the wall so i feel strong
but this is war
take away the broken cause and protest songs of any hope long gone

take away my lungs
they're always stopping
i am falling apart
well don't just stand there oh
is this a riddle or is this a fact
now you got me waiting, you've got me waiting
please, oh please, oh please
let me live this lie